Toys

Remember when you were a kid and you used to play with your toy ships, airplanes, and soldiers in the bathtub while taking a bath? Well I'm here to tell you now to make sure you remove ALL your toys out of the tub and off the floor afterwards, and put them away.
Because your wife will get upset if she steps on a toy soldier while getting into the tub.
Sorry dearest loveliest.

It seems my city is going through some visual changes. Must be something in the atmosphere. Like global warming. Or maybe someone's playing a joke on us. HA! Good one.
Most likely, someone spiked my coffee.